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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So it turns out that it's just the "Recommended" section, and it's actually the Microsoft flavor of React Native that spits out real ~~Windows~~ (I think C++) code, but still...yeah.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you mean when you say it spits out real windows code?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry, I think I must have had a small stroke while writing that. I think I meant C++.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That makes so much more sense lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait, does windows jit compile C++ ??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You know, I thought I heard it did, but now I can't find any sources so it may just be Winforms or something.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. Use proprietary softwane developed for profit
  2. It's shit

Many such cases

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
  1. Use FOSS software developed by unpaid volunteers in their free time
  2. They don't have time to finish the functionality or fix the bugs
  3. It's even worse
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Skill issue. Just buy a jitterbug why don't you

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

c/programmer_sorrow

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would be interesting to see the annual global power consumption from design choices like this.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably negligible compared to the bundled AI tools

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm convinced a lot of the "AI tools" in general are just the same old tool with data collection tacked onto it. I really hope some of the things I see labeled as "AI" in tech these days are not actually running some model on a GPU somewhere. I pray they aren't at least.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah... that's just bad design

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So maybe this explains why Windows takes 20 seconds to find Notepad when I search for it on the Start menu.

Sometimes it's like "Notepad? Never heard of it."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Let me search Bing for "notepad," since that's definitely something you want when you're searching the start menu.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Win+R, notepad, enter. The run command still works...for now.

They sure are destroying that platform at lightning speed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

deserved tbh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This YouTube link at the time indicates part of the menu is. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kMJNEFHj8b8&t=276s

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of so it's the ads that are react native apps. Double gross.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I don’t have any expertise or taken a look at it but this comment makes it so much worse: https://lemmy.ca/comment/16819736

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Does this explain why the new native paint and notepad apps are so awful? I find these apps behaving like browser apps instead of a native applications. Also the right click menu sometimes paints/fills in instead of instantly appearing? How about context menus that are misplaced or impossible to read?