The lion better reply to my message or he's not getting his KPI reports on time and I will not be quiet about why its late.
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I just love when I get a meeting update in my Outlook and Teams says "new notification!" but it's the same notification as Outlook that I've already cleared, but then my phone buzzes because Teams is shouting "There is new activity!" but it's not new activity, it's the same notification I've already cleared on both Outlook and Teams on my laptop
There’s a setting on the phone app to block notifications when you’re active on the desktop. It works well for me.
I don’t think that I get meeting notifications on my teams on desktop either so they just come up in outlook.
This is why I disabled notifications for all of my work-related apps.
I just sent you a WUPH
I actually would prefer to be contacted on teams instead of email...
I'm copied on EVERYTHING, my inbox is utterly useless
Yeah I've effectively given up on email at this point. Just Teams me. And don't say "hey". Say what the fuck you want.
Once I start regularly communicating with someone and they keep doing this "hi" business, I just start replying with this link https://nohello.net/
There are people in my org that always start with a “Hi” and then send each sentence as a new message. Very irritating.
They’ll always wait for me to respond before telling me whatever issue they’re having….Just out with it in the first message.
"Got a minute?" not until I know why
I hate teams. We use it for work and everyone just haaaates it. OAuth half the time doesn't work, so we have to go to the browser.
Windows updates have broken it and it wont open as an app a couple of times. It takes up an obscene amount of CPU just sitting there being an electron app. My work windows box has about 2x the specs of my laptop and my laptop runs sooo much faster than windows/teams bs. Windows 11 is going to use react on the start bar....and I cant imagine what this is going to look like with teams on top. I wish we got linux/*NIX machines to work with like my last job.
Tbf, we have experienced none of that - that sounds like your IT might have some things misconfigured...
Biggest pain in the ass is having to resign in to Outlook, Teams, and Office when the password reset timer is hit :/
Probably.
But teams has messed up in another work place before as well. The October update in 2023 borked the entire office at a completely different workplace. Fun times.
Noooo, I could've used this during my Last Week of Fun! Our boss REALLY loved inane, smart-sounding quotes, I wonder if he would have figured this one out.