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They tried that in Canada and got caught. They'll get a free handy for doing it in the US under Tump though.

I have $800M worth of lint in my belly button, apparently

This photo is taken out of context, though. I mean, he slapped his chest before the salute, and he did it twice in a row... Ah shit nevermind, he's a Nazi.

You could definitely sell those for more than $0. The batteries alone aren't cheap.

Can't wait to meet the successor to M1 Abrams: the M2 Sad Tin Can.

But it's just removed all it's chargers

I know i would get made fun of for this but a good price is a good price. I would pay $15,000 for one. I think most people would.

Edit 2 min later - I thought better of it. No i still wouldn't want it. I wouldn't trust Tesla not to hack it at some point and take it over.

If the stock market had anythign to do with logic Tesla wouldn't be worth more than all other car manufacturers combined

Stock market logic, sell one cybertruck for $1m and your whole inventory is now worth 10x

So your saying one will be able to avoid ICE by simply escaping on days when its raining?

Their demise was absolutely due to lack of popularity. In December '81 they had produced 7,000 units and sold 3,000. I'd argue that they failed for the same reason Fiero did -- they looked like a sports car but were not. Top speed was 110mph. 0-60 time was 10.5 seconds. It had a V-6 that put out 130hp in a car with a curb wt of 2700 lbs. 0-60 time was measured at 10.5 seconds. To put that in perspective, about the same as a 99 Ford F-350 Super Duty Crew Cab 4x4 Dually or 73 LTD Brougham. There are virtually no modern cars that run 0-60 that slow. A 2024 5.3l Suburban has a time of 7.0

In addition, they had numerous quality control problems. This in a car that retailed for $25k or the rough equivalent of $86,000 in today's dollars. While it's probably true that nobody despised the car, it was not a good car. They were definitely cool sitting in a parking lot but getting spanked by a 1980 Chevy Citation (0-60 10.3) is not a good look

yeah, if nobody wants them, then they are worth 0 dollars net

I'd buy one for about tree-fiddy.

Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

There is only one single core belief in fascism. There must be an “in” group that the state protects, and an “out” group that the state oppresses. There are zero other rules. This means that the definition of the in group is completely arbitrary and fluid based on what helps the strongman at the top. If you ever question the definition of the in group, you are automatically part of the out group.

They really should use the number of units. If Musk cranks the price from 80k to 120k, they suddenly have $1.2B sitting there? It's the same 10,000 ugly-ass pieces of shit.

Strip out the bad stuff

What's left after that?