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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can barely type when watched.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I hate it! Same thing with reading out loud in class growing up. I could read fine but wasn't into public speaking so the teachers always thought I wasn't a good reader lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

from stdlib.h import cout

Wait this looks wrong, shit...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

This goes for anything, pretty much. It's a wonder we don't see a lot more blood on competitive cooking shows.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Same with a terminal, hands somehow got drunk.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would think it’s a combination of two things: stage fright / performance anxiety, and just the social load that another humans presence requires; your brain pends some of its processing power on reading their posture and emotions and social ques.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, do I get autism superpowers regarding this? Doing work perfectly while being watched by not reading social cues

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I hold a weekly project review/coordination meeting via Teams where we discuss all our project statuses, due dates, etc with the relevant team members, make new assignments, etc. And while our new offices are being built I'm exiled to the conference room instead of my desk so that my talking doesn't annoy people who aren't in the meeting.

Everything is being tracked on a spreadsheet, and I'm sharing my screen while updating everything and I'm having to live-type in front of 20 people and my shitty laptop keyboard.

It's the worst.