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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/25587869

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

I wanna spend as little time as possible so I can spend as much time enjoying the earth as possible. Before we burn it down

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Um, excuse me but have you never heard of the ghost in the machine?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People don't remember computer/cyber cafés and how much it cost.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They were worth it though. There was one across the street from my high school and I'd play dota, CS 1.6, and StarCraft on LAN with some buddies after school. Nothing beat that experience and it's a shame we lost something this great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

And Quake2+3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

My friends and I would often do a night run at the local computer café which was fairly cheap. I'm glad I was a teen at the time, I definitely wouldn't enjoy being awake all night nowaday, but fun times indeed.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember times when computer time was limited even for those who were young.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

By the net café and pocket money.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I used to have an hour of Internet a week as a kid. I'm sure it cost a lot paying per minute.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

counter strike 1.6 or source on the computer screen :O

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are there computers in heaven/hell?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

would hardly be heaven without them.

That being said I'm going to hell so the meme still applies

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago

All DOS go to heaven. So you'll have Sim City 1 at least.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Me trying to finish the story of some online game before it dies