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AI will replace programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stupid PM. Forgot to say the button needs to be corn-flower blue.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The DWIM button.

Coming soon after the Neuralink implant.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 day ago

Good, I hope so. Whatever puts an end to the hipster, activist dev is a solid win.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How about... AI replaces government officials! A lot cheaper. Might actually get things right. And how could it fuck up any worse than what we have?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

AI can't replace programmers right now, but I've said all through my software dev career that our ultimate goal is to eliminate our jobs. Software will eventually be able to understand human language and think of all the right questions to ask to turn "Customer wants a button that does something" into an actual spec that generates fully usable code. It's just a matter of time. Mocking AI based on what it currently can't do is like mocking airplanes because of what they couldn't do in the 1920s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Or like mocking Moon colonization in 1970

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