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[–] [email protected] 146 points 6 days ago

For some reason this feels strangely wholesome to me, like a child asking their mechanic parent to fix their toy car

[–] [email protected] 136 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"If you just go to http://127.0.0.1/about.html you'll see the problem I'm having for yourself, thanks in advance"

[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Go to:
/media/ulterno/Data/code/website

and run /opt/jekyllrb/jekyll/bin/jekyll serve.

Worked for me that way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

My machine says that network is unreachable

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I never ask for anything on stack, I just scraped by enough reputation to do basic shit, I'm not going to risk it by asking a duplicate question.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

that's how you know a q&a platforms bad at it's job lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

At some point you get 100 reputation for just being around (you get this on each of their websites so you can comment etc)

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This is like having math problem and asking al-Khwarizmi himself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

al-Khwarizmi, the inventor of Rizz

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

I'm surprised we don't all need help from the JS creator given the insanity of that languages type coercion system.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (4 children)

@BrendanEich Good morning. I have a problem with gay people in my country marrying each other. I tried telling my local lawmakers to stop it but they are not responding.
Pls help me.
Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Show the mp4 (of them getting gay) please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I want the same but as vp9 codec in a webm container with the finest opus audio. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

You can fix the problem of gay men marrying gay women by letting gay men marry gay men and letting gay women marry gay women.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is this a reference to his political beliefs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

no its a reference to javascript.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Likely yes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

which country?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

If I'm speaking to the creator of JS it is only to accost him for ruining the internet.