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MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN! (github.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Please rewrite to node and make it mandatory. Also make it inverse proportional to how big the package is to punish stuff like leftpad

/s, but only partially

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I could see people using this unironically as a bug they can "fix" later lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's all fun and games until you go remove it from the code your new quirky junior programmer checked in, and now production is dead because the artificial delay just happened to avoid some weird nearly-untraceable race condition.

https://xkcd.com/1172/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Unexpected KACA

https://github.com/hxu296/tariff/blob/main/tariff/__init__.py#L27

(caca is a slang term for poop)