this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Also a stomach turning quote on the bathroom wall.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Looks like it says:
"If I've made a bubble in your bath, I'd lick your bum and make you laugh"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Close, but somehow that's even worse than how I'm reading it: "If I was a bubble in your bath I'd tickle your bum and make you laugh"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

That's probably correct. Still a bit weird, but not quite as weird.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Ugh. That ceiling.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

What the hell is that ceiling made of? Cotton wool? Sound proofing foam?

Edit: and £110k?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatever that stuff is made of it will have a soundproofing effect (perhaps that's its purpose?).

Also, in the UK that's actually pretty cheap for a 3 bedroom terraced house these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Also, in the UK that's actually pretty cheap for a 3 bedroom terraced house these days.

Super cheap, especially with a driveway and a yard that size.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Sound proofing foam if you are lucky, cotton wool, toy stuffing, etc if you aren't.

Edit: and £110k?!

Welcome to the North.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Imagine trying to dust that. Just think of the cobwebs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it's ONLY cobwebs? 🕸️🕷️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Apparently, this was a social media trend a while back and people who have tried to clean those kind of ceilings have found them infested with all sorts of insects.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I wish there was a way to alter the fov or the focal length or whatever to a more typical setting so you can see how the room actually looks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i don't like the brown stain on the wall in the kitchen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

I worry what those black cloths are hiding below it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

The perfect living space doesn’t exi….

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

that place might not be too bad if it gets a decent rennovation. Looka like Boston is basically the middle of nowhere though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Propertygore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Urgh, there’s a Vauxhall on the driveway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

that Website is unusable