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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's why I try to make dumb things smart, not replace the dumb with smart. Like, make the switch smart, not the bulb.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Along with making it backwards compatible. (Ie, control system goes down you can still operate just like a dumb system)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Can't lock people into some service if you do that. They gotta have that recurring monthly revenue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Aye. I did learn this the good old hard way.😁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I agree with the overall sentiment, but a smart switch would be harder to change than a smart bulb most of the time. Smart switch would require electrical work to replace. A smart bulb can just be swapped. If anything the toilet is a good proxy. A smart flush means it won't manually flush. If they had done a smart fill you could just manually fill the tank with water.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not necessarily. The "smart" necessarily causes some real world movent (opens a valve). Just design the physical action to be able to be performed both manually and electrically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

In this post it seems as though smart is being used to mean completely replacing the thing. I think that having both smart and dumb options is ideal, but in this particular context I think the reference point is that the smart object does not allow a manual override.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

To be fair, if you had a water supply you could just chuck buckets of water down your toilet if the flush wasn’t working.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

True, but you could also add a switchbot to it. Ugly but simple and without electrical maintenance needed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Our ubermench tech genius overlords aren't even competent when it comes to their own native fields.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

no idea, but the mere fact that the question can be reasonably asked says volumes