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xkcd #2839: Language Acquisition (xkcd.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Alt text: My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?'

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

SLM = Small Language Model

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Vocabulary presumably means learning the meaning of something, which means the parents must have been pretty dedicated in teaching the child the word "twelve" without poisoning their mind with knowledge of how to say any other numbers.

Alternatively, that child has learned twelve words today.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

teaching the child the word "twelve" without poisoning their mind with knowledge of how to say any other numbers.

Not to mention the small things in life, like "vocabulary" and "update".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Or the kid has 12 fingers.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That was exactly twelve words!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I...I think that's part of the joke, yes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was wondering who else counted the words lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I did and confirm twelve words as well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Oh wow, it's been awhile. They had a child? I'm so happy for them!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is there even another sensible way to arrange these 12 words?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the time I made a comment on Spez-site about passwords of exactly 64 characters. Oh wait. This is 128. Never mind.