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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Hard drive was made by Tesla

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.

elsewhere, some seeding was done.

now they'll do the 'full' data grab and 'find' what they were looking for.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

No matter what actually happened here we can confidently state this clown is full of shit and has no idea what he's doing.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s the bet the software they downloaded is malware and it’s crypto mining?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

I've used local hard drives from like 1992 and I have never ever gotten them to overheat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is this a real post? I can’t seemed to find it on that website “X, formerly known as Twitter.”

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he left his shed lizard skin on top of the hard drive that caused the overheating?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

I didn't know hard drive overheating was a thing. Should I be worried that my 5 year old hard drive is about to overheat. I mean is this actually a floppy disk or something?

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