I am very satisfied with this outcome
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Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Very painfully
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Mine is pretty obvious.
Cat.
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
....that last step will be a doozy.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
An undercover Corgi mission.
It wouldn't.
Some catty wampas, likely.
Just broke.
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
Impressively.
I dont't know lulz
No idea
Obesity, and bounciness.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
Mind control cereal
quickly
Death by snusnu
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
Very quickly but likely quite painful
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
No idea
Struck by railgun fire.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
In the dark.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.