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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I am very satisfied with this outcome

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Very painfully

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mine is pretty obvious.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

By a spear, then repawn after 3 days

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

....that last step will be a doozy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mauled, eaten or crushed to death

... or cuteness overload

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

It wouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Some catty wampas, likely.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A Japanese Math Rock band murders me

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Just broke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I just hope I'm on the receiving end.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Impressively.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I dont't know lulz

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Obesity, and bounciness.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I am just going outside and may be some time...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mind control cereal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.

Footage from Marvel vs. Capcom 2; Ruby Heart has Sentinel stuck in an infinite combo in the corner; the counter on the right reaches 999 hits, but the combo keeps going endlessly

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Death by snusnu

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Very quickly but likely quite painful

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Someone finally writes my name in that death note.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Struck by railgun fire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

In the dark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.

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