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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I almost missed the Spanish upsidedown semicolon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Spanish we open and close all quotations. Like:

  • ¿Tienes cambio? (do you have change?)
  • ¡Me encanta! (I love it!)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't speak Spanish at all, but I really wish more languages would adapt it. It's so much easier to interpret a sentence knowing it's meant to be a question or exclamation right from the start.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

programming x linguistics humor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As a programmer and a linguist, this is the kind of content that really gets the happy chemicals flowing through my monkey brain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just started learning French only to find out you need a Bachelor’s in math just to count past 70.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In Swiss French we say « septante » (70) « huitante » (80) and « nonante » (90) which is better than counting by 20

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Swiss French doesn't count as French (like Schwiizerdütsch isch nöd Dütsch)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

//German

Farbe="#Neunundneunzigdoppelefdoppela;"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you think French is bad...

// Danish
farve = "#(9+½+5)FFAA"
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please elaborate. Any background on this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Danish word for 99 is nioghalvfems, which literally means "nine and half five." Which you could be forgiven for assuming meant 11½. The trick is that a) "half five" actually means 4½, as in half less than five, and b) it's implied that you're supposed to multiply the second part by 20. So the proper math is 9 + (-½ + 5) * 20 = 99.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As a French, I understand this post and it hurts because it’s true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t how you teach basic counting at a young age in French without learning higher grade level math.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joke aside, it's not taught as 4 × 20 +10 but simply “90 is pronounced quatre-vingt-dix” — which kinda is a mouthful, but you rarely count to 90 as a kid anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like you were just a quitter. I counted to 100 all the time to show off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I'm counting to 100 right now, fight me!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to read a lot of the comments to understand what the post meant.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah. Honestly, I'm still not sure I understand it. ELI5?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

French being french. They have no word for ninety for example, it's four-twenty-ten. Not bullshitting you.

As in Four (times) twenty (plus) 10.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the "color" changed changed to "colour" due to British spelling of color.

The Spanish one has an upside down semi colon because in Spanish you write questions like this: ¿Is this an example question?

The French one is because the French number system makes absolutely no sense and to say 99 you have to say quatre-vingt-dix-neuf (meaning 4 x 20 + 19).

I hope this helps somehow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the “color” changed

[citation needed]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As guy who hate French language and was learning in 1999 I can confirm it was pain to read the topic of lesson and the date. I was so happy when we switched to 2000.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Whole generations of French students that have no idea they escaped having to write "mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-neuf" over and over again, in cursive of course.