this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

If you're programming in assembly, regardless of what it is, you are the biggest nerd of them all. And I have massive fucking respect for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This chart knows me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

...but some nerds are more equal than others.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

10/10 would nerd out in PHP again.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wow I'm an old engineer nerd. I feel so exposed. Zero is nothing always start at one for life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This is deep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Perl should say: You are old and a nerd or you use Debian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

As a ruby guy, I'm just happy to be included.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Where is Objective-C?

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