this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Lmao. I remember once freaking out when I was trying to sleep because I saw a "monster" in the closet. It's just damn clothes. ๐Ÿ˜  Can't believe I got afraid of clothes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe the monster just turns back into clothes when the light's on. You barely escaped.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Part of becoming an adult is going from
"Oh no there's a monster in the closet."
to "Maybe I should get up and check, I'm sure my mind is just playing tricks on me"
to finally "Even if theres a monster, I don't care, I'm too tired."

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Ah, I see you haven't reached the "it might be nice if the monster gets me while I'm asleep . . ." phase of your life yet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the old seeing faces in the clothes perk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was a crit fail on a perception check

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I should've never spec'd into it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Jesus this is so true and so fresh; I love it

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Which scp is this one

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Goodnight, John Boy!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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