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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why do beards make men shitheels ?

even santa only gives the good stuff to rich kids

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Look at those butthurt downvotes, haha. Currently 2 - 4.

Let me reach around mine to give you an upvote.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Plants are alive!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Our mass media can incite fear of chickens, pigs, and cattle. Then their existence itself can be defined as a terrorist act. We'll redefine vegan to mean only those that eat terrorists to save the other animals. Actual vegans can call themselves "vegetablers". Nothing changes and everyone feels good because if they don't feel good then they're not human.

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