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Ah, just what I needed.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Finally a killer app for Mac

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Love the errata:

I found out about the data stream from https://iss-mimic.github.io/Mimic/, which has considerably more and more interesting stats than just how full the piss tank is.

I will not be adding any of them

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was particularly fond of the naming:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I liked

actor PissActor { 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Truly a utility that we have all been waiting for without even knowing it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Really is isn't it? A friend made this and forced me to be an alpha tester, and I just had to share.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Your friend is wonderful, I'm so glad you shared

Edit: to be clear this is not sarcasm at all

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

I let them know! They're pretty tickled that it's clearly given people a chuckle.

It's a ridiculous app which makes it so funny, but it's also kinda cool that it's possible to bang out an app that actually streams the real time status of a fucking space station's toilets in an afternoon. I mean what the hell

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm a bit stupid, but where the fuck is the code in that repo? All files seem to be just some sort of structured meta data and stuff.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Welcome to the worlds of apps, where most files and folders are autogenerated so you need to use an ide made for it (in this case swift) to make sense of it. I work with apps so little now days that I forget the structure and get just as confused as I was the first time I saw it haha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

My non technical but space fan wife loves this and we are both going to install it because, why not!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Instant star from me. Looking forward to the Gnome port.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Hey that was my FOIA request