this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now ask Bing Chat ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For some reason it turns French. I've never seen that behavior before to be honest.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is as funny as the Clyde response, arguably funnier.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's probably some pre written thing for this area (Quebec) that overrides my set language. Definitely funny!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Based on my epic Canadian "cereal box French" this does appear to be a boilerplate "sorry you've had a bad experience but don't ask the bot" message.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I really like that it follows this up with, effectively, "we're done here, get out"

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've used it to help me understand some code concepts and debugging, but over the last two weeks, it went from competent to completely stupid half of the time. It also fails to connect so often, it's unreal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For me it starts bullshitting about Microsoft being a large company so mistakes can happen, but ofc M$ is dedicated to being good and reliable blablabla. Definitely not my experience with M$ Teams. I should reach out to support. Well those idiots first "advice" would be using Edge on Windows ofc. 1000010592

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I love how it "sources" the reliability of Azure by linking to the Azure storefront. Great job.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Did 4chan teach it that or did it just come that way?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought this was going to be a joke on the pacman ghosts logic

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Considering all ghosts have different algorithms, and Clyde is probably the most advanced, switching between hunting and fleeing, it would be true, as probably nothing was so advanced in 1980.
Honorable mention to HL 1 for having more advanced cockroach algorithms in 1998 than some human algorithms in 2023.