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Facts (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago

*Java 8

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If your boss's pants look like this you probably don't use Java; you use VB.NET.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or COBOL.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Or both! My first job out of college was at a bank and we used both, and yep, all male bosses had pants that looked like this.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We are still on JDK8

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

many such stories

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love your boss (as long as I don't have to work for him)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

When in doubt, choose LTS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I need this boss. I'm getting aneurism from bosses in sweatpants.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I find the community logo triggering.