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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What kind of maniac posts a screenshot of their code instead of the code itself to ask for help tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Someone fishing for compliments about their IDE setup

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only accept photographs of the screen

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make sure to print them out and re-photograph them on a wooden table!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That was a fun rabbit hole 🙃

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

On stackoverflow, they will answer aggressively: "Don’t post picture of code

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Finally a good answer on that website

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then, to fix it the user paste the code as text but with awful formatting. Then get another aggressive answer: "** DAMNIT, FORMAT YOUR CODE**"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Then, when it's properly formatted, CLOSED AS DUPLICATE

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago

That's like common sense

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you send me a screenshot of your code I'm not helping you, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Seriously, what the fuck kind of animal does that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I use light mode. Compliments are not forthcoming.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The emacs drip is just too real

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Can you help me please

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Please, make sure to ALWAYS include line numbers.

Makes discussion much easier