"3 Beds, 2 Baths, No toilet"
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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Did you know that if you piss in the same spot regularly, the entire area will smell like piss all the time? I deliver mail to a lot of people with dogs. Many people just let their dog out the front door, where they will immediately piss 2 feet away because they had been locked in the house all day. So many houses smell like piss at the front door. And there's nothing you can do about it once it's there. It'll take years for the smell to go away without serious intervention.
Don't piss at your front door...or maybe do if you get a lot of unwanted visitors. Just know that if you do, it will smell really pissy all the time.
3 Beds, 2 Baths, Freshly Washed Exterior
$70,000?!?! Idgaf, I'll buy it.
Does it come with the pisser?
Yeah that's Dave. He lives nearby
$70k for a 3bd 2ba? WHERE? WHEN?
Scottish comedy legend Frankie Boyle tells the story of a scene he witnessed one night going home from the pub. One guy was leaning against the front door of a house taking a piss on the door, then took his keys out and went inside!
When you gotta go...
…make sure someone takes a photo!
Why is the yard entirely just...dead? Like, not even weeds are growing in so much of that prime dirt, just a bit of grass thats still hanging on
Over shaded + cars driving on it too much + nobody caring for it to help it combat those other two issues.