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This is going to ruin him financially (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If garlic keeps away vampires and apples keep away doctors...

Does that mean doctors are a specific type of vampire?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine does take my blood once per year, now that you mention it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I was in the ICU one time and they kept taking blood, so I mentioned something about vampires... I had to clarify that I was joking about blood, and not serious or delusional.