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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

And soon memory issues as well.

I got 99 problems but Meta's Threads ain't one of those.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is a funny joke, but Yoda speaks in a consistent OSV as opposed to SVO used in English. 🤓

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This doesn’t have anything to do with Yoda, it’s about the thread handling order.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

The title refers to Yoda

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

Threads used to bewilder me until I started using Haskell. Holy shit that felt like magic, turning an app parallel with two lines of code.

Now, I just have to worry about memory limits….

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or Yoda is a Forth programmer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ahh, good ole stack managing.