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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This tells one ALL one needs to know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This tells you all you need to know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This tells Zir all Zi needs to know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This tells Smeagol all we needs to know.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Sounds like an alien name

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Jorts are jean shorts.
Gnorts are gnome shorts.

Aliens wear gnomes for pants QED

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Buzz Aldren’s real name was Ba weep granna weep ninny bong Aldren

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