Ok, I admit I don't understand the humor. My immediate response was, "sounds about right because of how these things happen".(I can be kinda dumb like that sometimes.)
Security advisories may not be immediately announced until a patch is available. If this is in regards to FreeBSD-SA-24:08.openssh, a patch was available the day before it was announced and then refined for prod over the next few days : https://www.freebsd.org/security/advisories/FreeBSD-SA-24:08.openssh.asc
The timing of this stuff is always wonky and it doesn't look like it hit a could of news places today, about a week after: https://cyberpress.org/vulnerability-in-openssh-freebsd/