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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My code is self-obfuscating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

But the code still comes from the same place!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life...

Because my code never works in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's okay, we're here for you ❤️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs