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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mother fucker tired of thru traffic on his street. Not gonna just bitch and moan, man of action right there

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This was the actual reason if I recall correctly. He lived on a small side street that suddenly had lots of traffic. He realized Google maps was suggesting that street for directions and came up with this ingenious plan to get Google to redirect traffic elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

The article says that it was just an experiment and the artist's original post doesn't mention anything else.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Nobody drives down that street anymore, it's too crowded."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody drives anymore. There's too much traffic

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Actual thing New Yorkers say 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a Yogi Berra quote variation? I love it, my dad would always say that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I couldn't tell you who said the original, I was riffing on a version I read in a joke book where it was a restaurant instead of a road. "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore..."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, as far as we know, it was just an (art) experiment of sorts

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be more effective just to have multiple android vms with mock location running and have them each be connected to a free vpn

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but those people don't appear in news articles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Gotta keep your commute time down by gaming maps it'd the only way lol

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Probably the funniest thing a german ever did and you can't ruin this for us

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love how the title says around 99. When it's not accurate, they could have written around 100 lol.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's "wheeled around", not "around 99".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh I see I don't know how to read. But what psychopath buys 99 phones to wheel them around and doesn't buy the 100th one?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I love the idea of Reverse OCD, thank you stranger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

*ICD, reverse OCD isn't a thing and I could totally see someone doing 99 instead of 100 due to OCD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

he used the 100th one to take the picture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

99 neuf balloons....

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Cartofucker

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The digital Pied Piper of Berlin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kinda the opposite, really. This guy is literally causing the pests (rats, not children) of the modern city to avoid him, not be attracted to him and follow him out of town to The Children's Crusade.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I feel like a backpack might achieve the same thing

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

It was an art piece so he wanted it to be more visible

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You say that like there's something wrong with a wagon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Don't get me wrong, I love the wagon!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume Google detects if you're walking with your phone, so that walking people don't mess up the traffic jam feature. And that dolley tricks these phones into thinking they're in a car.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I was under the impression that Google made that calculation based on average speed. But there may be something to that. Maybe it's both.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'd rather lug 30-40 lbs. of equipment around in a little wagon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'll take a wild guess that he maybe wanted to build distance between himself and the phones, especially if he does this repeatedly. For a few phones, radiation and tissue heating is not an important consideration but for 100 phones it might be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

we will wait for your assertion to prove itself, then, together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

What a hero

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this illegal at all or is there a follow up? I don't care personally, I think it's pretty funny, but feds typically don't like this type of thing. Curious what Google responded with

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I highly doubt tlas give a shit about someone fucking with google maps' congestion overlay

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You underestimate what the FCC will run with

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, if he pays for legal services or uses Hotspot within the TOS of his carrier, FCC ain't gonna care about this. So long as the devices weren't modified in a way that violates Part 15 rules they ain't gonna give a shit.