Just say "it looks so perfect I thought it couldn't be natural."
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.
The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check
And im over here going... did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?
'well I'm going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out...'
"Your nose, it's too perfect!"
*feign surprise
"I never noticed!"