this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Just say "it looks so perfect I thought it couldn't be natural."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And im over here going... did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

'well I'm going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out...'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Your nose, it's too perfect!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

*feign surprise

"I never noticed!"