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Malware As A Service (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They tested how well these It depts are doing their job. Apparently, a few of them failed to check the update before rolling out.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

From what I understand this was pushed as a critical fix to all but a few Falcon Sensor versions, i.e.: this goes directly onto each endpoint checking in.

We are lucky they only fucked up one of the OS updates. Imagine if all of them had the same bug...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Jiatan probably is in shambles right now. Poor guy spends years to infiltrate in a project and got caught. Meanwhile CrowdStrike took whole infrastructure down with a single update.