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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Bet that thing has a bidet!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is the toilet seat his macaque?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom... If it's becoming an emergency situation then I'll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they're legitimately afraid they'll shit their pants

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Afraid? I live to shit my pants

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna need this template :o