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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Pleasure doing business, good sir

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Pretty sure the sticker refers to merging lanes, but sure

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn't even realize where we were until I read your comment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Sometimes my brain does a little funny with me and I'm not sure if I like it or not... I just didn't realize this at all

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Getting your PR merged is exponentially more waiting than merging lanes, so the cat fits more there.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

On a scale between 0 and 1 (float) how sure are you exactly?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No shit dude lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

let him merge already 🥺🥺

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

pls merge me daddy 🥺

I need to sleep