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[–] [email protected] 225 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You're supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Well, now I feel like an idiot. I've always assumed that was just an expression!

[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but it’s a regular expression.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I run perl on arch btw

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's called a tower PC for a reason

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For most devs, it's a Jenga tower. Only fancy algorithm devs get a nice Hanoi towers setup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Do you get two empty spaces next to your tower? For maintenance if the lower elements.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

And I thought it meant those programmers are bad at memory management because their stack is always full.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Actually long desks are no longer considered best practice. At my work, some devs have a lazy suzan, while others prefer a circle that they can pivot around to face the right computer.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I got one of those desks with a vertical pneumatic lift so I can stack the computers vertically in a rack and just raise/lower it so the right one is at eye height

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Waste of money. Build the chair to go up and down instead.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

The trick is you hire a runner who comes over when you ring a bell and he unplugs your computer and plugs in the one you need and then takes the other computer to someone else that needs it, I think they call him a vm short for vamoose machine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I don't like my feet hanging when using the top monitor. My floor splits in half and goes up instead

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At one point, before we virtualised everything, I had a custom desk built in an L-shape. Instead of a desk and a return, I had the refurbishment team put together a desk with two desks instead. It gave me two sets of drawers, two computer cubby holes and the gap was too small for the horrible keyboard adjustable shelf that kept hitting your knees, so they replaced it with a fixed surface instead.

People laughed.

Colleagues sniggered.

Then they wanted one too.

Now I have a mobile lectern with an iMac clamped to it. Height adjustable, wheels, enough space for keyboard, trackpad and USB hub. I move around my office as the mood or light takes me.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Ah, the Neil Peart drum kit solution

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

An this was back in the 80s where there were only 8 programming languages...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Rocking those classic 990s

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So, when you use 40 or so programming languages, your employer needs to supply a mansion..

I'm okay with that.

Now, where is the boss?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Corporate be like "mandatory return to ~~office~~ aircraft hangar."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

'Yes boss, I need 16-Bit, 32-Bit and 64-Bit Arm and x86_64 ASM as well as MySQL, SQLite, Postgres, Firebird, Mongo and all other stuff too, so I need a lot of computers ... of course all with Threadripper PRO 7995WX's.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a scam call center person telling Kitboga “your IP address is tied to your house address. You don’t get a new one unless you move houses”

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hate working in frontend because I have to keep switching computers between Javascript, HTML, CSS and sometimes SVG

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

come on, only one out of those four is a programming language

edit (begrudgingly): ok fine, half, but still

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

CSS is turing conplete.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Early on in my career, I had to do a project in Python, together with another junior. Neither of us had any clue how to handle Python and he was on Windows, so, if I remember correctly, he had to install some dependencies from Pipenv, others from Conda, and his setup would break every two weeks in novel ways.

Eventually, we became quite good at installing a working setup, but correctly removing the broken setup was a pain. Often times, I thought that just reinstalling the whole OS would be quicker. 🫠

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Every now and then a new hire comes along with a windows pc, every time they decide they want to try to get everything working on windows, after a week they give up.

On linux it's one pip install and you're done

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

On linux it’s one pip install and you’re done

Isn't that how packages/dependencies work on windows as well? Once I got pip updated, I've never had any issues with it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I believe, it's because various Python libraries ship with a pre-compiled C/C++/Rust library. That library needs to be compiled for a specific target, and you often only get Linux x86_64 on Pypi, because that's what most library devs use themselves.

Conda tries to solve that by providing a separate repository, where they do have builds for more targets available, but as a result, they have fewer libraries available in that repo. That's why we needed to install some via Conda and some via Pipenv/Pypi.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No clue, all i know is that i never have to do more than that, and noone has managed to get it working on windows 🤷‍♂️

When i started learning programming, everything was always a pain to set up, needed to install weird IDEs from shady websites and they only worked half the time. Then a friend showed me linux where stuff just worked out of the box, just slap some code in a textfile and compile it, i never looked back (was working in c/c++ but from what i've seen it's not much better for python)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is why we need 3, 4, or even 5 monitors at a time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

More monitors the better

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

HTML CSS XML JSON SQL CRAYONS

Okay, it's starting to add up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Not a single real language 😈

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

JSON and XML can be "real" languages. Mostly because of people who didn't stop to ask if they should.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have a KVM switch so I can control my array of computers with one monitor setup. I have a normal desk and a big closet to house all the computers.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Docker fan mindset

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

That's why programmers have all those monitors. They're each hooked up to a different computer.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Those people you see on LinkedIn with like 20 programming languages on their resume are really looking for a job just to pay off the debt of buying 20 computers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Many, many years ago I used to have two Wyse50 terminals, running split screens each with two parts. I did a lot of support on remote systems (via modem!) and I would have a session on a customer system, source code and running on our test system and internal stuff. I didn't have space for a third terminal.

At another job I had an office with a "U" shaped desk. I would spread printouts across half the "U" and swivel around between the computer and the printouts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would it be possible to work around this by using virtual desktops? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Technically yes, but the thermal load of putting all those computers inside the other computers is generally prohibitive, and image quality once you get 3 monitors deep in the tool chain is poor enough you have to start making the text bigger.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

@ZeroCool my desk is currently 52,572,500 miles long but I need a bigger one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That is the reason why some developers are “full stack”. All computers are stacked 🤪

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If your desk is only 3/4ths of a chain long, how will you fit more than one computer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's the whole advantage of block chain. You can add more lego blocks to your desk and keep the chain going.

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