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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The original makes more sense by not having that where clause Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

WHERE the_data_matches_the_vaguely_defined_parameters_in_your_head_that_you_never_told_me

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that's how you're meant to use a WHERE.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

you just think that because you don't already have the result of your criteria sitting in a magic field

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It looks like AssDB uses a weird SQL syntax? Is it worth upgrading to, I hear it's great at pulling information out of unstructured and even imaginary data sources?