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What's the difference between a light bulb and a programmer? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nobody's posted the vending machine?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel that's one of my ex-colleagues. Every dev except te power-hungry lead quit within a year (me included), and except that guy. Been working there for over 5 years, responsible for many integral applications, earning about €2500 a month, and probably adapted to the power abuse there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

it's amazing what people will put up with as long as the job is steady and predictable

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Aww poor dino....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yeah, everytime I see it, I feel sorry for it.

And the joke is actually good... because it's the truth.