I apologize in advance, but Fido may try to sleep with you, just keep your door locked.
Aww, the little guy is welcome to snuggle - I'm a dog lover!
Fido is my cousin. He is 225lbs.
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He is 225lbs
So a mastiff then
I would be consumed with guilt if a dog wanted to come in to sleep and I shut the door on it. I'm not even a dog person.
I'm absolutely a dog person, still I wouldn't allow dogs in my bedroom, let alone on the bed. While the first is just a bit bothersome, I think the second one to be pretty icky.
Fair weather dog person, you welcome that infinite ball of heat into your bed and you will like it.
Yeah unless they're like my little 25lb furnace who manages to push 250lb me to the very edge of the bed every night.
My dog sleeps exclusively on my bed. I even sold hers, she never used it
You are not a dog person.
What are you worried about be watched by them? Unless they are farm dogs and are dirty af then understandable
Why is the dog left in the house without the owner?
Doubt it's without the owner, might be a two story building with one floor being an airbnb and the other the owners flat or some similar setup.
For sure! Went to visit my cousin and she doesn't allow her puppy on her bed... well guess who had company sleeping all week? We snugle out every day! You crazy if you thin I'm gona lose the opotunity to sleep with a dog!
I’d pay extra for Kevin.
I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you're lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let's go to bed, Kevin.
Kevin
I instinctually downvoted that. I don't think you're a bad person, and this picture is so perfect for this post, but damn. You coulda just let me go on living my life, not knowing this fucking thing existed.
It's from the show Preacher, based on the graphic novel of the same name.
Its actually way, way more fucked up than you think.
Kevin
Thanks, I hate it
That formulation seems deliberately ambiguous.
Yeah because of this name you would instead say “my dog Kevin.”
Or just sleep in your bed or besides you…
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?
You're not cheddar, you're just some common bitch!
R.I.P. Andre
Cheddar is cheese
Its not
How do you know that?
Ah, I mistook "american cheese" with "cheddar". The first isnt cheese, the second one is. Those american slices in the "cheese"burger, those that come out od the plastic wrapper, we in Switzerland call them "Cheddar" as well.
American cheese often does contain actual cheddar. It's basically a cheese blend that is mixed together with sodium citrate. I live in Germany and American cheese cannot be sold as "cheese" here, the industry usually calls it "Sandwichscheiben", but maybe Switzerland is less strict.
Actually, part of the reason that American cheese cannot be called "cheese" even in the US is that it's not just cheese + sodium citrate anymore. For cost reasons, it's now cheese + butter + skim milk powder + sodium citrate.
Cheddar is well worth a visit. It's a cozy, little town and the gorges are gorgeous (huehuehue). There are also awesome hiking trails around there.
Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile
Alright ease it with the deepfrier
If I was staying over there I'd make room for kevin
arent Airbnbs supposed to be kinda like hotel or resort getaways? Why the hell would they come with a dog? That's rather unprofessional.
The og concept of airbnb is short term rental of your room for your own house, it only become these hotel thing afterward. It also help driving up rental and house value to unaffordable level.
I think some AirBNB options let you just rent a room in an otherwise occupied house. I’ve never done that, but pretty sure that’s the case.
It is literally how the company started. It was supposed to be flat-sharing platform. Not sure where it all went to shit.
If I was sleeping in a strangers home my door would be shut regardless of the dog. And either locked or with luggage/ furniture in front of it. Just in case Kevin wasn't a dog. ..
So it asking your customers to do laundry and take put the garbage but that hasn't stopped them.
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I love seeing dumbass memes on a topic and getting the context 10 Minutes later haha
As long as Kevin respects consent idc what Kevin is.
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