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[–] [email protected] 145 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I apologize in advance, but Fido may try to sleep with you, just keep your door locked.

Aww, the little guy is welcome to snuggle - I'm a dog lover!

Fido is my cousin. He is 225lbs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

He is 225lbs

So a mastiff then

[–] [email protected] 99 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I would be consumed with guilt if a dog wanted to come in to sleep and I shut the door on it. I'm not even a dog person.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm absolutely a dog person, still I wouldn't allow dogs in my bedroom, let alone on the bed. While the first is just a bit bothersome, I think the second one to be pretty icky.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Fair weather dog person, you welcome that infinite ball of heat into your bed and you will like it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Yeah unless they're like my little 25lb furnace who manages to push 250lb me to the very edge of the bed every night.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

My dog sleeps exclusively on my bed. I even sold hers, she never used it

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

You are not a dog person.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What are you worried about be watched by them? Unless they are farm dogs and are dirty af then understandable

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why is the dog left in the house without the owner?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

Doubt it's without the owner, might be a two story building with one floor being an airbnb and the other the owners flat or some similar setup.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For sure! Went to visit my cousin and she doesn't allow her puppy on her bed... well guess who had company sleeping all week? We snugle out every day! You crazy if you thin I'm gona lose the opotunity to sleep with a dog!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I’d pay extra for Kevin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you're lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let's go to bed, Kevin.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I instinctually downvoted that. I don't think you're a bad person, and this picture is so perfect for this post, but damn. You coulda just let me go on living my life, not knowing this fucking thing existed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

It's from the show Preacher, based on the graphic novel of the same name.

Its actually way, way more fucked up than you think.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That formulation seems deliberately ambiguous.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Yeah because of this name you would instead say “my dog Kevin.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Or just sleep in your bed or besides you…

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You're not cheddar, you're just some common bitch!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

R.I.P. Andre

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I mistook "american cheese" with "cheddar". The first isnt cheese, the second one is. Those american slices in the "cheese"burger, those that come out od the plastic wrapper, we in Switzerland call them "Cheddar" as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

American cheese often does contain actual cheddar. It's basically a cheese blend that is mixed together with sodium citrate. I live in Germany and American cheese cannot be sold as "cheese" here, the industry usually calls it "Sandwichscheiben", but maybe Switzerland is less strict.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Actually, part of the reason that American cheese cannot be called "cheese" even in the US is that it's not just cheese + sodium citrate anymore. For cost reasons, it's now cheese + butter + skim milk powder + sodium citrate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Cheddar is well worth a visit. It's a cozy, little town and the gorges are gorgeous (huehuehue). There are also awesome hiking trails around there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Alright ease it with the deepfrier

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

If I was staying over there I'd make room for kevin

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

arent Airbnbs supposed to be kinda like hotel or resort getaways? Why the hell would they come with a dog? That's rather unprofessional.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago

The og concept of airbnb is short term rental of your room for your own house, it only become these hotel thing afterward. It also help driving up rental and house value to unaffordable level.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I think some AirBNB options let you just rent a room in an otherwise occupied house. I’ve never done that, but pretty sure that’s the case.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

It is literally how the company started. It was supposed to be flat-sharing platform. Not sure where it all went to shit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

If I was sleeping in a strangers home my door would be shut regardless of the dog. And either locked or with luggage/ furniture in front of it. Just in case Kevin wasn't a dog. ..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

So it asking your customers to do laundry and take put the garbage but that hasn't stopped them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well why font you go to a hotel then. Blows my mind

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I love seeing dumbass memes on a topic and getting the context 10 Minutes later haha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

As long as Kevin respects consent idc what Kevin is.

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