this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Don't run, relax man you're two tents.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Please describe the image for those of us who cannot see it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Picture of tents camping. The text shows: “You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Side note, is this because the image isn’t loading or for visual impairment?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In case the joke is lost on your screen reader, not patronizing, the joke is a play on words: In. Tents. Versus intense.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I had to read it several times, but I did eventually see it. That's funny though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Well thanks for your candor, I've never put alt text on my posts but I will moving forward. 👍

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You know activity is really intense? Camping

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't work quite the same in writing eh? But I will use this in conversation for sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Just an extra little brain power needing in writing hahah. Get my wife about once a month with this and she never remembers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not as intense as fucking in tents.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You know what they say about having sex while camping...