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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

This was great, 'cause just like at work, I thought I knew what he would do with it. But nope!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The next day:

Product Owner: "We need to prevent the user from yeeting their keyboard across the room. This needs to happen within the current sprint."

Dev Team: "Uhhhh... That's not possible. How would we even do that?"

Product Owner: "How many more devs is it going to take to make it possible?"

Dev Team: "The number of Devs isn't the issue here. This is more of a physics problem."

Product Owner: "Great. Keep me updated on the progress and reach out to the scrum master with any blockers."

Dev Team: Updating resumes in background

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

QA vs first release to customers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

please use a link/photo post

very funny video tho

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

sure, updated to put the link in the post