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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Apology for poor english

When were you when oj dies?

I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat

"Oj is dead"

"Oh"

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I am masturbating to phone porn

Friend text me “OJ is dead”

I climax to the news of OJ’s death

Am sorry OJ was accident

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

A butterfly can start a thunderstorm.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I was at the job

Coworker sees news on his phone, tells everyone

Goes room to room telling people. I do his job to cover for him. He comes back after an hour. Doesn't say Thank You.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Désolé pour mauvais français.

J'étais dans cuisine pour préparer casse-croûte.

Mon téléphone sonne et je vois notification de Google news avec titre : OJ est mort.

Je m'en fou.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Dr appointment lol