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Just a bit of CSS (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hate is just a four letter Word

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

CSS is three letters

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This feels a lot like vector graphics. I would imagine one could automate SVG to CSS translation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Presumably, tho it might be a little difficult. SVGs use a lot of paths, where you specify the edges of elements. Afaik you can't do that exact thing in CSS but you could probably split it up into a bunch of triangles. Idk how you'd want to do bezier curves tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah, a one to one conversion might not be possible. Although this example also approximates the image by making it two tone and using simple shapes to compose more complex ones.

It still feels as a non-trivial task tho.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

You are the reason I have imposter syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Someone wrote a parser for an inkscape changelog? Impressive!

P.S Fuck CSS

Anti Commercial AI thingy

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

thats some impressive masochism

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's SCSS, cheater!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

was this automated?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I sure hope so

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

TBH, it does not look automated. Writing in SCSS, with basic shapes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The real miracle here is that the browser can render the final result so quickly.