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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

"You read the second part of a trilogy. What about reading the first part! Other customers did."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Me - spends half a day researching pipe grips and ends up buying a set of Knipex because I know it's the last set I'll ever need to buy

Google - BONJOUR

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Amazon knows what they sell is usually garbage, so it's a safe assumption that you'll be back to buy another soon enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

They weren't expecting that toilet seat to last that long... 😅

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

How hard can it be to just add a column to a table for the product data? Add one date field called consumable. If it's populated with a duration in days, then try to sell it to them again, if it's now been after that duration since they bought it last time. Washing detergent? One month per box. Guitar strings? 4 months. Toilet seat? Just don't populate it, it's not a consumable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I turned those notifications off years ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Can't say that I've ever received an ad email from Amazon. Is that even a thing?