at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system
and i have an excuse for poor application performance
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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It's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5
What's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.
Can’t we dynamically link them?
Coding is kind of like being a wizard. Like, y’all put a bunch of nonsense in just precisely the right order and then some electrictrified minerals bounce around and then a sandwich shows up at my door.
If the process was almost any amount sexier we would absolutely not let half the people running tech startups near it for -gestures broadly- obvious reasons.
Yet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”
One of those backdoors is in the front.
Thats the back backdoor