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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the programming socks trans girl programmer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Good my colleagues think I am Hackerman that can hack through time!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That image goes so incredibly hard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dude, literally me. Whenever my friends or my brother's friend come to my room, I opened up a few terminals with only one of them is actually for coding and they thoight I could hack someone's Facebook account or something LMAO.

Yes I live in Southeast Asia

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Kung Fury will never not be amazing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ten years into casual programming and I still don’t know how to use a debugger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I believe in a conspiracy theory that nobody uses debuggers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I use them daily. It makes it so much easier to work with an existing code base

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

console.log counts as “a debugger”, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, but only because it gives you a link to where that was run. Click the link to the right with filename:lineNumber, and it will open the sources tab to that line. Set a breakpoint and rerun to pause there, then step through the code's execution.

Of course, if you're using minified or processed code, this will be more difficult, in that case figure out how to do it in VS Code.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I identify with Samir, but without all of his vast knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can really emphasise with Samir. Working in healthcare I’m basically limited to just the Office applications. However in the past few years I’ve been able to cook up solutions by reading / writing to file based databases, and using VBA to generate and bind to HTML contents on the fly for the built in IE11 instance. It’s as close to getting to some kind of web-stack within the confines of IT Sec in healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just a heads up, I think the word you're looking for is empathize.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Father, I want to see the face of VBA god

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm Samir, I can code kernel drivers in vba

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have worked with most of these people at one point or another. I used to sit next to an old architect like walters. He had so many patents the company only recognize him on every 10th one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Samir is mad op, those indian youtubers know everything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

OMG, of all the memes I read all day long, this had to be the one to actually make laugh hard.