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[–] [email protected] 137 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (16 children)

If you haven’t seen it there are others in the worst telephone entry fields. https://imgur.com/a/4f3XB

There’s also a collection of terrible volume controls out there. https://imgur.com/gallery/5BFynxT

Terrible gender controls: https://imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

Edit: added some imgur folders, some Google sites have a more complete collection

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm the creator of /r/baduibattles, and one of the mods of [email protected] if anyome here would like to submit terrible UI here

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I don't have an example, but I would like to see a rotary phone dial ui as input method for a phone number.

Edit: I see there's mentions and a gif in another comment.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

7 Dimensional Gender Coordinates got me

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Poe’s Law moment. I can’t tell whether the terms are made up for the sake of the meme or actually used by gender theorists.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Those look like names of medicines tbh.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

The compressed installer for doom was about 2MB if you wanted to use that as a gender.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

My favourite is the "upload your genitals as jpeg"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

So simple. So dumb.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

“Is your phone ringing y/n” is my absolute favourite, but they’re all so good!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Hahaha I hadn't seen the volume one before. I love it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Somewhat more controversially there was a recent attempt at “improving” gender input fields.

https://imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

to be fair, the first colour picker isn't too bad, it it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

My amusement comes from the fact that in most cases a gender input field is just an invasion of privacy, juxtaposed against these ridiculous over implementations. My favourite is the gender fluid one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What bugs me is: why in the fuck are they asking for people's gender? Other than medical questions (where you specify your birth gender), I think for the vast majority of cases the question should not be relevant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah pretty much, medical and dating information maybe. Anything else is just an invasion of privacy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That second catapulting volume is cool

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

There are some pretty good gamified ones for the phone number.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I appreciate the imgur links and not direct images.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I rarely laugh out loud and my coworkers are suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s not in the collection but I recall a phone entry where the slider would move along the digits of pi until you found your phone number.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That one was my favourite.

Especially when it makes someone stop and think about it.

Hang on... would that work?

An infinite, non repeating sequence of digits?

Yeah, that would contain all possible sequences of arbitrary length.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Found it https://i.imgur.com/rh0mDnK.gifv there is a discussion about this https://math.stackexchange.com/questions/3495590/proof-of-the-existence-of-all-phone-numbers-in-pi

Apparently all combinations of 10 digits appear in the first 241641121048 digits of pi.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thank you for reminding me of this: https://youtube.com/shorts/XqNrO33bxmw

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I love those so much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Is it bad that I kind of like the rotary phone input?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those volume controls are fucking incredible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The creativity of the awfulness amuses and disturbs me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I swear I saw this guy posting his community's submissions for the worst UI/best UI jokes and this was one of them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

And don't forget the mother of all bad interfaces game: http://userinyerface.com

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is there a Lemmy version of UI battles?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Great idea, they just requested one minor change: Make the slider circular so users can "dial" the number like everyone is used to.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Prevent people under 25 from using your form with this one weird trick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

A project on my todo list is add Bluetooth to an old bell rotary phone so I can make phone calls from it. Also I find it hilarious to use pulse dialing as an input for a cell phone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

2-Factor authentication

Click Continue when your authenticator app shows a code with two leading zeroes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

No leading zeroes :(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Could you not repost memes on the same instances two hours after the first person? Just save it and wait at least a week.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

If I had seen it posted, I would have held off. I'm not subbed to every community on this instance if you saw it somewhere else.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Power Bi has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

So it begins...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This hits too close to home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of birthday fields with manual drop downs. It is always faster to just type, especially for the month number which in the custom dropdowns often can't be typed with the keyboard.

Plus there are native HTML date pickers now. Please!