git add cry
git commit -m "nobody but me will read this anyway"
git push
git end-of-line :-|
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Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.
Fucking pre-commit hooks
I've literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic
Nobody will pay for a burned out light bulb.
Testing and confirming the burn out of light bulbs is easier!
I didn't stop working when I burned out ... I just became a school bus driver. Nothing like a 90% pay cut to spice up your life, but at least now I can't be replaced by AI. sob
Hey, me too! Although I took a transition job in between as public works foreman for a small village. (Single person doing everything from water treatment to sewer cleanouts, snow clearing to cutting grass.)
Oof ouch owie