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Lights bulbs (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

git add cry

git commit -m "nobody but me will read this anyway"

git push

git end-of-line :-|

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Fucking pre-commit hooks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic