this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Imagine. Three whole years without pooping.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Huh? Pooping is pretty much all I do whilst on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Oh. I have it the other way around, Lemmy is pretty much all I do when I'm pooping.

How do you... Browse Lemmy from your workstation or the couch?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Diamonds. Diamonds in my butthole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Little by little, the value grows. Reddit may go IPO, but we go IPOO!

Profits, baby!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I approve of this shitposting.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

Shit this dude didn't lie. Insane.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The rest of us still able to read this post:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It takes years of drinking and chain smoking to learn the dialect but once you do it never goes away.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Holy cow, happy cake day!

What have the past three years on Lemmy been like for you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thx. Well my account was just a lurker the first year or more, in reality I completly switched, when the most people switched last year. The only difference, I had already an account.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

#3YearButReallyJust1YearGang

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Damn, I forgot to use a grammar check. English isn't my native language and I'm always fear the grammar.

This comment wasn't checked, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This comment wasn't checked, too.

Yeah, we know. xD

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's ok, it's not like what you're saying makes no sense. Keep making memes!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Or even "He has been..."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've lost 10 pounds since starting Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I feel you. I am down like 12€ at this point

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is he really being on lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this your cakeday meme or are you here even longer? (My app only says "3 years" which could be rounded from all I know)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Cakeday. My app (Voyager) says 3y, but if I click on it, it pops up a timestamp dialogue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You'll catch up eventually. Just montage it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Meh, I'll wait till an update kill the joining date.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Has it really been that long?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Took the poop challenge to heart 🫡

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Lol, why is the diction mimicking Dobby? Hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Literally me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

At a glance it looks like a fried chicken wing 🍗