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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Alternatively, the first three panels could be answering 734 emails, 6383 slack messages, and avoiding two required trainings.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm not sure why but i just flat out work better at night when everyone is asleep, pretty mutch all of the "last modified" time on my project files is from 10 pm to 3 am

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

no distractions...
one metaphor i heard is, holding a program in your head is like building a house of cards, every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

every time a phone rings or something breaks your concentration, you have to rebuild the house

Holy moley.

I guess this is why programmers generally don't do construction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

house of cards

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Some people are more diurnal, some are more nocturnal.

My productivity peak is between 8PM and 11PM, but with kids this is impossible.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

visual studio finished starting

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Coding at night with the lights off makes you feel like one of the cool movie hackers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Well, it's winter, so that's like 4pm to start coding

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Been trying to understand why I’m like this and I’m noticing the minute the sun starts going down , I become more focused.

I think this is because the sun is no longer a massive glaring ball of gas my brain has to manage.

I can’t tell if my hypothesis has any scientific validity but it’s what I tell my managers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This isn't my experience. I'm way more focused in the morning and then it's all downhill after lunch. By the time it's the evening I have zero motivation to do any code.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My best focus is before lunch and before the end of the day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm the opposite I'm useless until after lunch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Jokes on you, I'm useless all the time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

ITT: a lot of undiagnosed sensory issues

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

As a hobbyist, daughter goes to bed I start reading and experimenting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Bugs come out at night the most, so its just natural to hunt them in the dark.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

I think some of it is the mental load expectation to go back to a difficult process. I find using genAI to start the task allows the load to come more progressively.