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My body thinks my meetings are like sporting events or performances. These require pre-game dump rituals. But it's always too late.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just dial in from the bathroom. Nobody knows if I'm muted with the camera off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think they will know because of the echo in my bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What is this, amateur hour? You don't soundproof your bathroom? How many years since COVID is this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They could also think you have a large house. Gotta flex on those clients.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Damn, how long does it take you to shit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Exam days be like :

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks.